Send Message
Add Friend
Block User
WHY
YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK...
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I
selected:
A
half-gallon of 2% milk
A
carton of eggs
A
quart of orange juice
A
head of lettuce
A
2 lb. can of coffee
A
1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to
check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of
the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, 'You must be single.'
I
was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's
intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and
saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off
the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you
know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know
that?' The drunk replied, ''Cause
you're ugly.'
My Updates
Friday, June 27
GoEazy
Is on vacation. Cya on the 4th!!
Mood: happy
GoEazy
5 hours till vacation starts!
Mood: happy
Thursday, June 26
GoEazy created a new blog post.
Joke of the day
WHY
YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK...I was shopping at the local supermarket...
GoEazy
2 working days till vacation.
Mood: happy
Wednesday, June 25
GoEazy created a new blog post.
$10 tickets through Livenation....
Not working so well. I guess they had a crash or something as the wife and I...
Big
Willy
Jerrica
Dina
BIG RIG
Miss
MarieTM
Jesse
Kage
Ninja
King Ron
Kim
TATTOO
JOHN
whiskey
girl
Vagine`
cavernut
B.E.R.T.
4.2.0
unsane
Barbara
Sadie
Laura
Gigi
Ginger
Danielle
Professo
r
Best Friends
New Friends
Joke of the day
Thursday, June 26, 2008, 02:25 PM EST [General]
$10 tickets through Livenation....
Wednesday, June 25, 2008, 08:53 PM EST [General]
Not working so well. I guess they had a crash or something as the wife and I have been trying through out the evening and have had nothing but error messages.
We tried every concert and even if we tried for one (1) person the error message of "adjacent seats not available" popped up. Um who does one person need to be adjacent to? I highly doubt every concert sold out either. Hopefully they will try this again soon when they have a working system.
P.S. - and we tried from multiple computers and different connections so that's not the problem either.
Triple Crown
Tuesday, June 24, 2008, 01:01 PM EST [General]
The part that I think everyone will want to see is toward the end ; )
Sharonafirst to pop your Fourth of July comment cherry
02:47 AM EST