I had such a great time this weekend hanging and partying with my rockaholic family!!!!  Even though we didn't get to go tubing, the river was awesome!  I can't get over how clear and COLD it was!!!  I can't wait to do it again!

For those of you I had not met before - you're awesome and i'm so glad we finally got to meet!  And for those I had met before - it was so great to see you all again!!

I lub you all and am looking forward to the next "family" reunion

Woo Hoo!!

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.

The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000", the jeweler said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. "I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account."

"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"

Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Sibby, plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Jacqueline, in great detail.

The robbery begins.

Sibby drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Jacqueline, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"

"Perfectly," said Jacqueline.

Jacqueline goes in the bank while Sibby waits in the getaway car. One minute passes ... Two minutes pass ... Seven minutes pass ... and Sibby is really stressing out.

Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Jacqueline. She's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car.

About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the armed security guard coming out. The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon.

As the gals are getting away, Sibby says to Jacqueline, "You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!"

Jacqueline said, "I did ... I did exactly what you said!"

"No, you idiot," said Sibby. "You got it all mixed up. I said TIE UP the guard and BLOW the safe!"

 
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
'You all have obsessions,' he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.' He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.' He turned to the third mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.' At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, D i c k, we're leaving. Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us.

The show was great!  Had a blast finally meeting some fellow Rock A Holics and hanging out with them all day - you guys are the best!!!  Thanks to Pushead and Whiskeygirl we were down front to see 10 Years and Atreyu. 

Just wanted to say thanks again to Big Sexy, Miss Marie, Jennifer, Whiskeygirl, and Pushead.  I had a great time hanging out with you and can't wait to do it again!