Whatever you do... don't get the sneezes when you're tryin' to do a shot of Jerry's. 

My tummy hurts so I decide to grab a shot.  Ya know.  Soothe the soul a little... relax and calm down about my upset stomach, etc...

So, anyways... I grab the large bottle of Jerry's outta the freezer and start fillin the shot glass.... and.... ACHOOOOO!  F'n spilled Jerry's on the counter and just about lost the shot glass to the tile floor.  So, I fix that situation and grab a new shot and just as I swallow, before I can even grab my Diet Coke for a chaser... ACHOOOOOOO! 

F'N A, Dude. 

DO NOT SNEEZE WHILE DRINKING should be on the label...

And that's all I gotta say 'bout that.