Quote:...come on mother****ers, add me as ur friend, I'm a nice guy i'm not just another pretty face!! i like to meet fellow rockers and sexy girls...
Orientation:Straight
Body Type:More to love
Religion:Mind Your Own Business
Ethnicity:Undead
Skype:joe_who7
About Me:
This is Joey Jameson's offical Rock-o-holics page. Here's a lil bit about him. Not too much but just enough. He's hi- maintenance. he's stuck up. He's spoiled ****in' rotten, Most importantly hes a bad boy, so plenty of trouble, he doesnt look for trouble. no! It finds him! etc., etc., etc.,
He love girls very much; just as much as the next ****! with a (very large) touch of the jungle fever! (If you dont know what it is it means he like black chicks...alot! puerto Fricans too) yada, yada, yada, He truly loves nothing more than a sexy girl. no!Hes not a player or nuttin just a connesiour and extreme Playboy.
Here, this would be a good definition of him:............
mis·chie·vous [ mísschivəss ] .......................
adjective
Definition:
...............1. playfully naughty or troublesome: behaving or likely to behave in a naughty or troublesome way, but in fun and not meaning serious harm...............
2. troublesome or irritating: intended to tease or cause trouble, though usually in fun or without much malice...................
3. full of mischief: expressing somebody's intention or inclination to have fun by teasing, playing tricks, or causing trouble...................
..uuhhh.... party like a RockStar, F*ck like a PornStar, and live like a MovieStar...hehehehe... and all that ****!!
Music:
He loves meeting hot & sexy girls.
I think Him, Paris, Lindsay, brittany, and Nicole would get along just great. There ****in bad girls! I want them!! He'd prolly purposely get them all pregnant on purpose and be one big happy, partying fam-damn-ily
And we cant forget the man himself Mr. Hugh Hefner. The dudes got 7 girlfriends. I'd be happy with just 2. A black chick and a white one. With him tho hes the type of guy you dont shake his hand....You shake his ****....
But back to reality...If you know who I am then u prolly think: asshole, bussinessman, RockStar, dark, entrepreneur, or handsome. But if you dont then the only thing I can tell you is I'm not a 1 dimentional person. Theres no 1 word to describe me other than asshole!
Movies:
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Joey Jameson
Age:
Old enough to know better, too young to care!
Birthplace:
Earth!
Current Location:
Wasteland!
Eye Color:
Red, Black, and a hint of White!
Hair Color:
hair?!
Height:
5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed:
Rightys do it better
Your Heritage:
Italian & Irish- Translation: After I get done beatin your ass ill cook you a nice spaghetti dinnerb>
The Shoes You Wore Today:
Red & Black DC's
Your Weakness:
Girls, sex, ____, and rock & roll!
Your Fears:
dying very painfully!
Your Perfect Pizza:
the one that wont give me heartburn!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Attend more buccaneers games, concerts, try all different types of clubs,... You know try live life in the lap of luxury
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
WU, TISNF,NBD
Thoughts First Waking Up:
Your Best Physical Feature:
My earings
Your Bedtime:
Time has no meaning anymore!
Your Most Missed Memory:
Bucs winning superbowl 37 and partying for that whole week celebrating!!!and of course I miss High school. 2nd half of 10th grade to til graduating day! but the really most missed memory is gonna have to be back when girls had cooties, and not S.T.D.'s!!
Pepsi or Coke:
Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King:
Both
Single or Group Dates:
Dont matter
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Publix sweet tea
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Mocha! Like my women!
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Cappuccino
Do you Smoke:
cigarettes are so ****in nasty. I'd rather put pot in my lungs!
Do you Swear:
What the ****s the big ****in' deal!
Do you Sing:
Dont all RockStars
Do you Shower Daily:
No! I enjoy smelling like ass after a hard days work. Not im just kiddin' I do it daily when I get done with your wife!
Have you Been in Love:
Yea! Right now with my wife Jenna Jameson. She didnt want to take my last name so I took hers!
Do you want to go to College:
Yea
Do you want to get Married:
NEVER!!
Do you belive in yourself:
Definetly
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Huh?
Do you think you are Attractive:
I was such an ugly kid that my father kept the picture of the kid that came with the wallet!.
Are you a Health Freak:
Not really
Do you get along with your Parents:
sorta
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Only when it rains out
Do you play an Instrument:
Air Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Who the **** isnt?! I see 5th graders gettin drunk at the playground!
In the past month have you Smoked:
Gran Habano - Corojo #5 (cigar)
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
Drug free
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
Nope... too fugly!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
You mean the playground? Parents droppin there kids off and there using the mall to play hide and go **** yourself
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
No but I feel like having some now that you mention it...with milk!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
**** yea!! best stuff in the world!! but im so fat that when I go to a resturaunt the waiter hands me the menu, I look it over and say "ok"
In the past month have you been on Stage:
Do I need to anwser that one
In the past month have you been Dumped:
Dumped?! i'd be lucky if a chick asked me what time it was!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
hahahaha and got caught!!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
What are you? the F.B.I.?!
Ever been Drunk:
I have a drinkin problem. I gave my Dr. a urine specimen and it had a olive in it.
Ever been called a Tease:
hahaha no!
Ever been Beaten up:
no but ill be honest, I do need a good ass kickin. Im such a asshole!
Ever Shoplifted:
So what?!
How do you want to Die:
never see it coming or really fast so theres no pain!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
ARockStar>
What country would you most like to Visit:
Amsterdam, brazil, Carribbean and all the exotics places, like jamica for those black women! cuz ya know I got jungle fever. or- well-- Just about anywhere except hostile territory!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Dont matter as long as I can get lost in them
Favourite Hair Color:
Blondes, brunettes, red-- **** it! I love them all!
Short or Long Hair:
Dont care as long as its sexy and hot
Height:
shorter than me
Weight:
Thick or slender girls! Not obese or ones where anerxia kicked there ass. See black chicks got those big asses and the thick thighs to go with them. Thats why I love them so much. Cuz im more of an ass guy that a tit guy
Best Clothing Style:
preppie - a&e, abercrombie, skirts. or the bad girl style. Chicks that look like bad asses. Piercings, tattoos, yea hardcore bitches!! But it dont really matter. as long as they look nice, sexy and smell good thats cool too. Just no gangsta ****. Those ****in punk rock chicks drive me nuts!! or a mix... preppie chicks w/ Rock/BadAss incorporated into they're outfits!! ahh!
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Theres no hope w/ dope
Number of CDs I own:
alot! Music is Life and I love life!.
Number of Piercings:
7!! 3 on each ear (2 in lobe, 1 in cartilidge) and my fav lil Prince Joey!
Number of Tattoos:
2. few more to go.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
Nothing. They were all something to learn from! But I regret drinkin warm vodka....god damn heartburn!! Its on fire!
Ok I know this so needle in the hay stack **** but it goes a lil like this..... I was up front close to the stage and these 2 girls got in front of me, sorta, and i said somethign to them and a 3rd chick goes there 17 so u know! but i looked at her and said "how old are you?" she anwsered "27" she asked mine "23" and she gave me the "awwww ur only a baby!" **** but we were standing there together for like 3-4 bands hangin out having a blast!!
I mean shes a really cool chick!! She was wearin a visor that was red on top that faded into blue and on the front had a red "W". I believe a tank top shirt. however I ended up being a lil bitch, got so dehydrated, and was gettin teased with the water the security ****er was throwing at the crowd i thought i was littereally gonna pass out or some****. all the hot sweaty ppl very little breeze, u get the point. but I never got her number or anything and i feel like i missed out on something big!!
Now the only way i will know if its her or not is that we were up there and I left her during a certain band, but she wanted to kiss while it looked like it was gonna rain, but she wanted to kiss during a band playin a good slow song!!! I ****ed up again!!! but like i was sayin the only way ill know if its her is that were sharing a smoke-- (yes we shared the joint but it wasnt that it was a certain TYPE of cigarette. if you or any one else knows n e thing plz do tell me!!!!
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