Monday

5/19/08

 Let's start the day off with a little tip... Americas spend 57 minutes a week having "Relations" which is 14 minutes less than the global Average... Yeah we've got some work to do... Jesse did the math and if his calculations are right that's 19 times a week...

 Would you rather be Feared or Loved? Jesse was over at a friends house this past weekend and some beers were drank, some people were "toasty," and it got them talking, would you rather be feared or loved? I personally would want to be feared than loved because when you're loved everyone would start to annoy me, being feared everyone would leave me alone...

 Suicide by a wood chipper? Yeah a guy thought, what a better way to kill yourself then a wood chipper... Nope not a gun, no don't hang your self, no not drowning, wood chipper! He dove in ARM first, and lived!! Dumb Ass!!!

 ~*~DOUCHE BAG OF THEE DAY~*~  This one goes straight to Jorge Espinal of Forth Worth Texas, hanging out with the guys, drinking, and playing some poker when he got a scratch right in the middle of his back, Jorge couldn't reach the spot, got up and went in the other room to find something to help. The first thing that caught his eye was a loaded gun. Jorge grabbed the gun and used it to scratch his back... before accidentally pulling the trigger and shooting himself. Jorge's friends took him to the ER were he was treated and then released... DUMB DOUCHE BAG!!!!!

 Kage + Rage = A lot of angry people... let it out, vent, scream, yell, whatever you have to do to feel better... We are giving away Jagermeister Music tour with Hatebreed tickets... May 22, 7pm at the state theatre...

 If you call a radio station to talk sh*t about someone, don't make yourself look stupid... this guy calls up saying "the funniest thing just happened" he went to K-mart to buy his kids food, the total came to $5.00 he gave her $6.00 and she gave him back $4.00. He wanted to know, "how smart do you have to be to be a cash-register-person?!?!?" Um I think you answered your own question...

 Mandatory Metallica= If you have a song that you haven't heard lately or you've been singing all day, you can either, call; e-mail Jesse, or text... Message the song to 68255

 Much love Tampa,

Vagine'

Friday

5/16/08

 Name Jesse's Wang- Since him and his wife have been having problems with having a baby. She's gone to the doctors and her test came back all good so it might be Jesse, he thinks it might be because he has never had a name for his Wang...There is a web site you can actually go to and pay to have your "Wang" named, they even send you your own certificate!! So we turn it to you FREAKS... We set up a chart with the names then Jesse took a cup of DNA and through it at the chart and which ever name has more DNA on it will win... Sounds like fun...

 Mini me won... that's Jesse's Wangs name

 *Jesse gets an E-mail from this lady who says that him not being able to have babies is because he uses the word "GD" all the time... and he should try not to... Um yeah that's exactly right, Ding, Ding, ding we have a winner...*

 Kage Rage= Jagermeister Music Tour... we have a pair of Hatebreed tickets for their show May 22, at the State Theatre... Best Rage Wins FREAKS!!!! Scott our winner today just went to court with his girl friend because of her hitting there 5 month year old baby, wins custody then finds out that the DNA test shows that he's not the dad and they took her from him... WOW!!!! Sorry man, keep your head up...

New Bands= send Jesse some of your music and see about getting you in the studio... Jessekage@98rock.com  

Just to clear this up... Mandatory Metallica isn't going anywhere anytime soon... for every hate call we have 3 more that love it...  if you have a song that you want to hear email Jesse or call us with what you want... Check out www.missionmetallic.com for updates...

 Jesse reads his letter to his liver before things get ugly between them, but one of the FREAKS isn't really a drinker and will lend out his liver to Jesse... Now that's a friend!!!

 Be safe and have a good weekend!!!

Vagine'